[She giggles at that, and then pushes open the door.]
[The inside is, um.]
[It can be said that an extremely good and solid effort was made, at some point, to clean the place up. Especially since there is a dustpan laying somewhere, and a trashcan willfully upended and the contents scattered everywhere (containing the shattered remains of what was probably other, pre-existing furniture and kitchen appliances). The table has been flipped and there are claw marks on the wood parts of the wall.]
[Calliope hurries over to snatch up a note reading "OOPS. BETTER CLEAN THIS uP AGAIN. WHORE." taped to the trash can, hoping Dirk didn't have a chance to catch that. She crumbles it up.]