[ oh, he's annoying, is he? never heard that one before! ]
Oh, dear. Have I confused you? I shall quell my loquaciousness and condense my verbose and extravagant speech just for you. Prepare to bear aural witness to a great spectacle:
[ ahem. ]
You are unintelligent. You also appear to have a speech impediment. This irritates me. Kindly refrain from breathing up the valuable air that my lungs require.