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Tweak says, "he was debauched & desperate"

Jake english (skulltop) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-09 15:55:00

Entry tags:

damon salvatore, dirk strider, euphemia li britannia, jake english, laura kinney, sookie stackhouse

day 209 | video
filter }{ away from dirk

Yowza, I think I go-

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-t it!

Wait.

filter }{ dirk

No, now here w-

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-e go.

Shitfuckery! This still isn't what I want. Crummy, good-for-nothing, nogoodnik piece of crap!

[tldr this entire video consists of Jake pressing the security/privacy button wrong and screwing up all his filters. He's so caught up in trying to get it correct that he forgets the main intention of this video.]

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	voice; cakekind 2013-03-27 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Well, I can't really help you Jake! You have to tell me what kind of things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; skulltop 2013-03-28 10:34 am UTC (link)
	Well, er. I'm not sure what to do with Dirk, now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; cakekind 2013-03-29 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Oh darling, what ever do you mean? "What to do with Dirk"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; skulltop 2013-03-31 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	It's been two weeks. And a lot of shenanigans have gone down. I- truth be told, Jane, I'm not quite certain where to go from here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; cakekind 2013-03-31 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'm guessing shenanigans of the more serious kind, then? I don't know what I can do to help you there, Jake. All I can do is let you talk your problems out really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; skulltop 2013-04-05 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps we could begin with what you would do, were you in my situation? Dating one cool but aggressive dude who knows exactly what he likes and wants? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; cakekind 2013-04-06 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Well Jake, for starters I would ask them if they could not be so aggressive? But in regards to knowing what he likes and wants, I would try to give that to him? I believe Dirk is only aggressive with you because he really adores you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; skulltop 2013-04-14 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Jane! Don't say it that way! [BLUUUUUUSH.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; cakekind 2013-04-17 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Why shouldn't I Jake? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; skulltop 2013-04-22 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	It's a little embarrassing, saying it so frankly! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; cakekind 2013-04-23 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh good golly Jake! I shouldn't have to be the one to tell you to man up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; skulltop 2013-04-28 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	Hey!!! I'm a man!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; cakekind 2013-04-29 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Then I need to state things frankly, my good man! You need to confront Dirk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; skulltop 2013-05-01 12:07 am UTC (link)
	But I don't know how or what to say when I do! Which is precisely why I need your assistance! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; cakekind 2013-05-06 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Okay. Pretend for a moment that I am Dirk. You are confronting me! I've been doing some things you dislike lately! I also have pointy anime shades. Just say to me something like, "Dirk! I think we need to have a talk". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; skulltop 2013-05-06 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Um. Ahem. Ahoy, Dirk! Er. Jane who is pretending to be Dirk. Dirk! My good man. I have a few things I'd like to discuss with you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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