Day 176 - Morning Greeting
Welcome to Day 176 of the first generation. The weather will be just like yesterday's. Hopefully you haven't forgotten what it was like already.
You have been some very, very naughty criminals. We bring you to an even more posh prison, and you practically trip over yourselves to gouge each other's eyes out. How crude. We may have to offer an eye patch hut at this point.
The following inmates have been found guilty of breaking facility rules and full details of their punishments are being transmitted to their devices.
Jack Noir: Assault Prospitian Monarch: Injury Cain: Assault and attempted murder, destruction of property, and injury Rion Steiner: Assault and injury Dirk Strider: Attempted robot damage Vriska Serket: Destruction of property
For those of you who can keep your hands to yourselves you may enjoy a little treat in sector 0 today. There will be a photo booth open for public use for those of you who are sentimental.
Requested items for Elena Gilbert, Bruce Banner, Atton Rand are now available for pick up at the kiosk. Nothing terribly interesting among them I'm afraid.
(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Veridical unless otherwise requested.)