[She pointed at the stick in his hand, which happened to be a gun for him.]
That? To me? It looks like a stick. It doesn't look like a gun. I'm a forest, being chased by a werewolf, and we're even in black and white.
The outfit? A skirt and sweater set. And you're wearing khaki pants and a sweater with a big varsity letter right here. [She pointed to a spot on his left chest.] No guns.
[She tilted her head a little with an expression that basically said, 'Now tell me what you've got'.]