[ Consequences are fun! Even backdated ones — the kick does hit before he has a chance to get up on his feet and in true BtVS fashion, he crashes into a nearby bench. It breaks some, because vampires are just that hard. ]
Bloody hell..! [ Aggravated. He picks himself up, all huffy and glare-y. ] I'm not fightin' you! I was just tryin' to end on a better note!