[ quinn laughs, wagging a finger at him. ] Times I was drunk include memorable moments such as the vomiting on stage, willingly sitting through all of that cross dressing Adam Sandler movie where he played his own twin sister, and taking "trust me" as a reliable form of birth control. [ not that she was really drunk during that last one, she just led finn, puck himself, and everyone else to believe that for the longest time, because it was easier than admitting she'd really had a thing for puck and had actually wanted to have sex with him. ]
Tell you what. I'll meet you halfway. How's tipsy sound?