[ calmly and unphased, sookie folds her hands together on the counter and raises up a little higher on her toes so she can lean forward a bit more. closer. enough so no-one but him will be able to hear her. ]
Actually, you're gonna want to be extra nice to me, seeing as I'm a force of nature myself without being blood bonded to a vampire eleven times your age. You try anything, and I promise I'll have your ass lit up like a Christmas tree before Eric even has a chance to pop out his fangs. [ she smiles sweetly, down home southern no nonsense charm at its finest. ]