[ if he weren't so busy being held in a vise and smooched with more intensity than he's experienced in quite a long while, he would be terribly amused by how much jack seems to desire him. he'd probably also endeavor to get in a sassy comment or two but, as it is, he can't exactly get a word in edgewise while his mouth is so occupied with this nonsense.
instead, he brings a hand up to cup the back of jack's neck and digs his nails in hard, intending to cause discomfort and ideally draw blood. but the way jack bites at his lips is, admittedly, unexpected— enough so that he opens his mouth for just a moment. a moment of triumph for jack, no doubt, but a moment that piter will likely come to regret. ]