[Well, he's not here for the roleplay (he did his time in criminology classes some time ago, than you) but errant children are sort of one of those things he's hardwired not to ignore.
It's a dad thing. And this child in particular he recognizes from the headset, so...
Don't mind him he's just going to awkwardly team-dad at you, Enma. He even makes an effort not to look too severe.]