[Yeah, he's realising that just about now. Ah well.]
You know, I don't really do detail. [And we're back to being flippant.] Let's just say I've spent a lot of years helping save the world - sometimes the universe - and for the last decade or so I've been in charge of a small team helping to keep people safe, deal with major threats to public safety, that sort of thing.
[In other words, Aaron, he's a bit like you, except with aliens. And more smiley.]