Well that's certainly my area of expertise. Someone has to keep things alphabetized and properly filed, after all.
[This is the face of someone frozen like a deer in the headlights, then of someone who wants to go find a wall to bang his head against repeatedly. Stupid wrist band. He tries to recover.] It does leave a lot to be desired as far as an accessory is concerned. Relieved as I am not to be wearing a collar it's still a nuisance.