[He would take Relationship Issues--or his lack-there-of--any time over Family Issues. Richie would really rather avoid going into how he ran away from home because his dad was a racist jerkwad.]
Hey, there's probably a line of guys waiting to go out with you. If you're interested, you'll find the right guy to do it with. [Then he realizes how that probably sounded.] I mean, do a date with! Because--uh--yeah, gotta start somewhere.