[Action!]
[His initial response is almost keymash worthy, eyes slightly widened and caught a little off guard. Definitely not what he was expecting to see. The fact that the gay porn Dirk is making actually isn't half-bad also doesn't help. He stares, dumbfounded for a moment, head tilting slightly as he studies it before the other actually acknowledges his presence.
He sort of shakes himself out of it to try and come up with a cool, snarky remark. No need letting the other know it stifled him for a minute there. He was almost a little scandalized if kind of aroused.]
Guess that's one way you can give a big ol' fuck you to their punishments.