[ action ] (*snorts* - brilliant!)
[Oh, like he was going to let a looker like her just walk off like that!
When he speaks, though, he's a little more serious, and a little softer too.]
You know, I do actually have very high standards of decency. They just don't happen to be all the same ones as yours. Different cultures, and all that.
[He takes the towel and - because frankly he knows he's not going to win this one and because he is, at least, flexible and does (occasionally) know when to give in - wraps it around his waist. He looks at her with raised eyebrows.]
There. Better?
[It's coming straight off again the moment she's gone, of course, but she doesn't have to know that right now.]