Oooh~ C'mon baby~ [Dropping his voice to a sensual purr.]
I bet you just can't wait [Complete with a cute little wrinkle of his nose and a slight wiggle of his hips.] to get any part of you into this choice piece of ass.
[Laughing a little.]
All the more reason I think you have problems getting it up. You just have to stick something else into some poor fuck instead.