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Tweak says, "What's wrong with here?"

Dirk Strider (smuppeteer) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2012-11-29 19:09:00

Entry tags:

dirk strider, helix wamtani, jack noir, jake english, jane crocker, wally west

[voice/open]
First person to respond to this who I haven't met before gets to go on a picnic.

[ Private to PM and Roxy ]

Hey, I have to do this social outing thing. You interested?

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	smuppeteer 2012-12-03 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Jake, please. No, I just lost a deal with Veridical, who has for some reason taken an interest in my social habits. This is what I'm stuck doin' as a result. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2012-12-03 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	[Jake laughs] I'd wager Veridical's head over heels for you, metaphorically speaking! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-03 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Damn, the Strider charm's more pernicious than I bargained for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2012-12-03 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	It'd behoove you to reign that in, Dirk! Or before you know it, they'll want to keep you in this durned prison for who knows how long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-03 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, but don't they already? Shit, English, I think you're on to something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2012-12-03 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	As long as I don't have to battle with the Wardens to the death for a lick of your time! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-03 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, your slobbering tongue can caress my free time as often as it likes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2012-12-04 12:35 am UTC (link)
	That is a tad rude- I most definitively do not slobber! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-04 12:53 am UTC (link)
	You totally do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2012-12-04 01:00 am UTC (link)
	No more than you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-04 01:02 am UTC (link)
	You willing to bet on that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2012-12-04 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Put your cards on the table, Strider, and let's see just how well you do! You recall the last time you made a bet with me, yes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-04 01:07 am UTC (link)
	This time will be different. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2012-12-04 01:19 am UTC (link)
	And the time before that? Our pillow-themed scrums? I daresay I'm on a roll. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-04 01:27 am UTC (link)
	I underestimated you that time. Besides, if the bet here is "whether or not I drool", I kind of already know the answer to that is no? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yesthisisdog 2012-12-04 01:31 am UTC (link)
	[There's a crackle of green lightning that can be heard over the speaker.] Argh! Would you two just fuckin' clam up and have your teenage lover's quarrel somewhere else? I swear, if I stumble upon this shit one more time... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2012-12-04 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Oh! [Jake brightens] Hey, Dirk, have you met this fella yet? He's downright peculiar-lookin', isn't he? Something about him just makes you wanna give him a good scratch on the tummy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-04 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Let me guess, it's the fur and the puppy dog ears. Yeah, I've met him. Guy creeped into our bathroom while I was in there enjoying some solitary me-time the other day. [ Pause. ] What do you mean "one more time", Noir? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yesthisisdog 2012-12-04 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Watch your mouth, runt. [Dirk.] I'm omniscient. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2012-12-04 01:57 am UTC (link)
	[LAUGHING] What a hoot! Though I have to question what he was doing while quote-unquote creeping on you during your ablutions. Oh, though in many a movie, cats seem to enjoy simply sitting outside the shower waiting for their masters to finish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-04 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Omnipotence and omniscience aren't the same thing. Unlike the First Guardian in our session, Noir here's a dog. I wonder if dogs do the same thing. [ He could correct Jake's miscomprehension, but why bother? ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yesthisisdog 2012-12-04 02:07 am UTC (link)
	I can tell you a few things I plan on doing if you don't shut the fuck up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2012-12-04 03:39 am UTC (link)
	He's a right jokester, Dirk! Listen to this wise guy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-04 03:42 am UTC (link)
	... [ On the one hand, push Noir too far and they'll regret it. On the other, tell Jake too much and he'll flip the fuck out. ] He's funny, but I don't think he's joking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yesthisisdog 2012-12-04 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Jokester? [You have approxamately 3 seconds to correct the problem, go.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)