Whether he can actually fulfill the request is subject to mod approval! But I shall ask.
I don't usually try to be ridiculous, but with this place who knows. [But no really, nothing ridiculous.]
[And shrugging,] Fine by me. What measurements and balance are you looking for? [That's important, for a sword. And also his way of finding out if Dirk is actually a swordsman or just wants one, because he's curious.]