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*You haven't even seen her Dead Shuffle dress yet, Dave. Still, she looks somewhat... if not happy, she seems relieved in a way.* Then that explains it! You don't know me or John because we're older than you, then! Or, maybe we're dead by the time you grow up, actually.
Now that I'm thinking about it, that makes a lot of sense! Even if it is kind of upsetting!