[Another gulp, another shaky breath. Okay, they are about as close as close can get and ahhh he is sweating bullets here!!
All right all right. What to do next? Umm... Well, he tries to think about what would make him uncomfortable. And short of kissing his decapitated head, he maneuvers his head to the side, breathes hot and warm against Dirk's ear.
Christ on a friggin cracker.
He kind of.
Doesn't mind all that much, though.
It's just that his face is all red from embarrassment.]