[ Here's an exaggerated reaction to getting slapped. Despite his dick behavior, he doesn't get slapped often enough. It's something else he probably enjoys. ] Ow? [ It's what his mouth says. 'I dare you to do it again' is what his face says as he stops cringing and lets out the tiniest hint of a smirk. ]
Good thing I just fed or I'd be really upset. [ He wouldn't be. He isn't even. Sookie's on his 'like and to be friended' list. He's going to give her a pout now. ] I apologize for making clever use of the word wand in reference to my--am I allowed to say it? [ See? He can behave. ]