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Haha, oh my god. This is a pretty fucking good stunt. But you got some details wrong if you're trying to write my biography.
I never talked to you. Ever. I didn't write a webcomic. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is my work in Hollywood. It's a movie, kid. Not a webcomic. I don't know a Jade and I don't know how you know Rose, but we didn't speak to a Jade or a John. It was just us two. I grew up by myself in a shitty apartment in Houston. There was no bro. There was just me and later Rose.
[A beat.] And let's just be clear. I never played whatever game you're referring too. I've played a lot of shitty video games, but I'm pretty sure you're not referring to those.