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[He's just starting to get irritated now.]
No, you are definitely him. You look like him even if you are older. I can prove it!
You're an insufferable prick who tries to be ironic even when you really aren't and you grew up with your bro. Your favorite drink is apple juice and you like to preserve dead stuff which is kind of gross but also kind of cool and you fill my pesterchum with pages and pages of raps and useless crap whenever I am not online. You write a shitty webcomic called Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff and before the game you used to send Jade and Rose and me the stuff you mixed on your turntables. Or are you going to say that you do not remember any of them either? This is a really shitty joke, Dave, even for you.