No seriously, wait one god-forsaken minute here. Him. And Buffy?! Does the world really go completely balls up in the future?! Sure, she's the prettiest Slayer he's met so far and he's seen what that body can do, but— no! That's just wrong on so many levels! It reeks of Angel-doing and he really can't wrap his brain around this little niblet of complete and utter insanity.