I have all the stories, plus a few more. But if you know Buffy, she has even more stories than me. Plus hers are a little more exciting since she's the main hero. I'm like a back up singer. You know, the one who does all the work behind the scenes and then sends the lead singer out to do the grunt work?
[A pause.] Not that I can't do grunt work! Cause... I can... kind of.