[ he can certainly see that drunkenness manifesting, and it is, indeed, very impressive. so impressive, in fact, that he lets slide the fact that they never exchanged monikers in the first place. ]
Piter de Vries-- yet I somehow doubt that you will recall my name when you recover from this stupor. [ a dainty shrug. ] Ah, but you, my dear, drunken friend-- you would be...?