Dirk Strider (smuppeteer) wrote in marinanova, @ 2012-07-09 07:45:00 |
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Entry tags: | :veridical, dirk strider, eridan ampora, euphemia li britannia, luke fon fabre, prospitian monarch, zelgadis greywars |
[ voice ]
[ As if things hadn't completely unraveled and gone to hell enough over the course of the past five minutes, now Dirk is... standing in the middle of a bowling alley? The welcome message plays and he listens, getting increasingly frustrated. By the time he reaches the end and his list of ~crimes committed~ is read he half wants to crush the damn communicator in his hand. His irritation with the situation would be over nine thousand, if there was actually a scale with which to measure units of being annoyed.
All he's got are his sunglasses -- without his home's wireless network there's no internet for the built-in software to connect to, and it seems the autoresponder's program is just... gone? What the hell?
It's not long before Dirk figures out how the communicator works. ]
Okay, no. I don't have time for this.
Wardens, if I don't get back home to fix things within the next five fucking minutes that's gonna make you accomplice to at least one and probably three deaths. Let's not do this.