Modest too, huh. What Bingo-loving gal wouldn't want a date with a catch like you? [She -- realizes that her post-molertation-slash-move nerves have made her a little giddy, but whatever. Flirting over the phone is a piece of home.]
But if you insist, I'll do my best to come up with a plethora of totally cliche noob freakouts. I've read enough comics to account for the zany ones, too.