copy pasta makes the world go 'round
[ He gives a low whistle. Not bad.] That they do... and since you were kind enough to show me yours, let me show you mine.
Accessory to murder, aiding and abetting, animal cruelty, arson, assault, assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, battery, breach of contract, breaking and entering, cannibalism, coercion, compromising a crime scene, conspiracy, contaminating evidence, death threats, desecrating remains, disturbing the peace, driving without a license, endangering the public safety, fleeing the scene of a crime, gambling, larceny, grand theft auto, grave robbing, heresy, illegal migration, insubordination, invasion of privacy, jaywalking, kidnapping, libel, littering, loitering, murder, necrophilia, negligence, obstruction of justice, organ trafficking, property damage — public and private — , public intoxication, reckless driving, resisting arrest, smuggling, stalking, tax evasion, theft, torture, trespassing, vandalism.