+1 Bipolar Troll
By the name of Sollux Captor. His mood swings come and go pretty fast. If he's swearing at you and just talking smack one moment, the next second he can be apologizing and telling you that he's better off dead. Seriously. The guy is a little obsessed over the fact that he is going to die twice and go blind before finally dying. It is a thing. Just like his lisping is also a thing. Better come prepared with an umbrella if you want to talk to him in person because with those derp fangs of his? It's just asking for it. He's also an extremely talented hacker - of which I should probably do a permissions thingie soonish, but it is Superbowl night and I am lazy enough to not want to do it at the moment.
My name is Sire, by the by. I was here a long time ago and am hoping to forget that all because ew. Embarrassing stuff in the early days of RPing that just makes me want to throw my head upon the desk several times. Which makes this really more awkward, actually. AIM is spiralcadence if you want to drop me a line. I do have a plurk, but anymore I kind of have it more of a private thing. If you really want it, then drop me a line.
So yeap. Sure am going to stop rambling and just slink off.