I'M BACK. With one more bag than I left with, and still boggling at how my family managed to accomplish this, wtf.
Fun times; we had chicken instead of turkey for Turkey Day because we like to be different, did indeed eat pretty much a whole pumpkin (by making pumpkin cheesecake), and did general hick things that rednecks do in the land of no internet.
Tags will be coming.
That is all. Go back to your regular, uneventful night.