I KNOW. I've been rereading it for days. It's not healthy, but I can't stop.
When I do finally canon-update him, all of that is going to break his brain. How does a little boy handle being a girl and knowing he turns into an akuma well? ...He doesn't.
Too bad everyone keeps warning him away from the Noah, because I think Alma would like them (except them being evil enemies of the Church who want to kill all humanity, as says the Order).