But Jennifer's busy with the kids! Who needs all that other stuff? *cough* And it's only been a month~
True! They aren't all trolls but I get the feeling Alma is a glommer and Itachi and Soubi just have their own wall of silence getting in the way of relationships.
Richie's probably the most likely for love out of all the one's you have. Assuming he comes out of the closet ever.