[rolls out of bed... fully clothed!] Excellent! I'm glad. I should do this more often. You're so cute when you sleep! Why, I used to watch you all the time when you were younger, all snuggled up in your bed, clinging to your--
[not gonna go there]
Anyways, you're still as cute as you were as a kid! [he'd just be cuter if he grew out his hair and wore a little make-up and added a few frills and ribbons...]