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[Okay, okay. Let's just step in here before things get worse. Lestrade gets back in, completely with a disapproving glare directed towards Sherlock.]
We're from a universe where the stories were never written, just like how TV shows in our world are real. [Starts, after he glares at Sherlock enough and looks at Clara with a wry expression.] And we're from the 21st century, not the 19th.
[...okay, maybe he's made it worse. But Lestrade tried.]