[Howard sighed, because honestly, thirty year old men did not did the 'peepee' dance. He stuffed his hands in his pocket, and looked over at Tony.]
No, what's funny to me is that you honestly think I don't love your mother. That is pretty much hilarious.
And I think you should apologize for putting all these ridiculous ideas in her head that I'm going to be leaving her for Peggy. May I please go to the bathroom now?