Dramatic? I've been accused of that before. Maybe once or twice. Morbid? Nah, you've got it all wrong. You see, some people see the glass half-full, the glass half-empty, and all that. I see it this way. Some giant ugly bastard has already broken it, just to see how fast I get up to take it out of his hide. So I guess that makes me a realist.
[He nods, fingers messing with his given jewelry again. Then he yanks. Rolls his eyes at it, it's pissing him off a little.] I'm like a fine wine. Needed a little time to age before bringing me back.