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[Rolling his eyes at her, he decided the best option would be for him to get his hands on some. That'd take some work.] Right. Sure it is.
But vampires from other worlds might be a Hell of a lot more powerful than you. You've gotta have a contingency plan for these kinds of things, lady. [He was tempted to call her kid but he's sure she's super old.] Figures. Well, I guess if you're not gonna eat us, we've got no problems with each other.
[Actually, he's got about 1000% problems with it, but he'll shut up for now.]