012; accidental video → text
[At first it looks like the video hasn't turned on because the screen's completely black. But the audio is working perfectly, the sounds of rustling papers and clanking metal easily heard for a moment before Tony speaks.]
JARVIS, hey, where's my phone? I swear I put it down on this table -
Sir, you have been awake for nearly 72 hours. Might I suggest waiting until you have properly rested to send your message?
I didn't ask your advice, Dr. Phil, just where my phone - Aha! [Tony finally finds his phone, pulling it out from under a pile of scrap parts. Mandalus has seen him looking worse for the wear more than once, but the stress of the past few days is very clearly showing on his face this time. He doesn't seem to realize the phone's already on until he tries to start texting someone.] Shit, not again - JARVIS, mental note, new line of StarkPhones. Sorry folks, nothing exciting to see here. [And the video cuts off there without another word.]
[ private text to Thor, Selina Kyle, and Peter Parker ]
Consider this your personal invite to the cool kids club. We all do the avenging hero thing in one way or another and it's been decided that pooling our resources might come in handy. This is just to test the waters, any actual interest will warrant further discussion.
Start brainstorming team names. ;)
P.S. Anyone know that Batman guy? He's done a commendable job at keeping his secret identity an actual secret. Pass on the message if you see him.