Happy Birthday Sam | Video
[Dean is sat on the hood of the Impala and he's got some music playing from the radio, just loud enough to be heard properly. He has a little grin on his face, even if he's pretty worn out from stressing and worrying again.]
So, it's May 2nd tomorrow, and my little brother, Sammy, is turnin' thirty. This is a pretty big deal, [especially given their occupation] so party at the Salvage Yard tomorrow. Bring as much booze as you can. There'll be plenty to drink but I'm plannin' on getting everyone dirt drunk.
[His grin spreads wide across his face.] Thing is, at my birthday party in January, the overgrown jackass decided to offer the exclusive guest list the chance to get embarrassing stories about me. So.
[Dean gets up and moves around to the trunk of the car, popping it open, leaving the weapons hatch secure so nothing illegal is seen. Flipping the lid on a wooden box, he pulls out several photos of Sam at different ages.]
Here's a few pictures of Sam for you all to look at. [He avoids any important and personal ones, especially ones with their parents in, though John is in one or two, and he's in several of them with Sam, and he purposefully brings out some of the more embarrassing pictures.] And you've all got the chance now to ask me anythin' you wanna know about Sam. Go on, dig deep.
[Dean turns the phone back to his face, grinning brightly.] Happy birthday, Sammy.