Man or Muppet? [video]
[Obviously nursing headaches and looking quite like they’ve got hangovers, thanks to all the sugar they consumed, both Winchesters are seated on the couch in their home. Dean adjusts the phone where it’s propped up and sits back beside Sam, knocking his knee against his brother’s affectionately.]
So, uh... yeah. Last week was weird as Hell and I’m pretty sure you’re all as creeped out by us as we are. [He looks at Sam, expecting him to be better at this than him.]
So for all you new people here, here’s a fun lesson about this place. It sucks sometimes and plays with your heads. Which is what happened last week.
[Dean makes a noise of agreement, reaching for a cup of coffee and sipping it slowly.] So, yeah. Sorry for being creepy sons of bitches. We’d say it won’t happen again but, with this place, it could.
[Sam isn’t as bad off since Cas helped take away his hangover] What he said.
Right. That’s enough of that crap. Later, guys. [And Dean just ends the public transmission.]
[Private text to Red from Sam]
Hey, um... sorry about the other day when you came back. I really was excited you were human again, but um... the whole Sesame Street level of enthusiasm may have been a bit overboard but I had no control over that. Do you want to come over and talk tonight?
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[Private text to Selina from Dean]
Kitty, I’m not even gonna ask how bad your week was. Let’s agree not to discuss it. Okay? I’ll swing by when I’m not half blind from a sugar coma and shedding glitter like I moonlight as a stripper. Tonight good for you?