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[The message starts with a curse, 'n shot of someone's combat boots. The recordin' thingy quickly turned, 'face appearin'- covered in dried blood 'n dirt 'n who knows goram what else.]
Huh, this thin' workin'? Looks workin'.
[He turns away, shouts at someone out of shot, but it looks like he's in one of the bases used by Commander Shepard's soldiers. He turns back, laughin' at somethin', 'n with a bottle of something in his free hand. He swallows most of it before speakin' again.]
So we won your war, right? All done! I ain't gettin' paid for none of this so you get me back to Ser'nity 'n that'll be it.