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Lightening may have been my go to, but I was never capable of anything like that.

I am relieved to be awake again, and returned to all of you. Despite my sudden absence, I have enough knowledge and understanding to believe that I was directly responsible for what has transpired these last few days, and I am sorry for that. Rest assured that it will not happen again unintentionally, and you are not in any danger from me. I am sworn to protect Earth and its people and that includes all of you, regardless of where you originally hail from. That being said, I imagine that some of you may have questions, and I will do my best to answer them.

[AVENGERS]

I do not even know where to begin. So much has changed, my friends.

[LOKI]

You faked your death. Again.

It's been a weird and awkward beginning to the month. I'm used to there being more snow this time of year, and while the storms were pretty cool it's just not the same. Kinda freaky to discover there are actual gods and (I assume) goddesses here, but I really shouldn't be surprised by much of anything anymore considering.

It's also pretty messed up to me that I got to keep my snake while Betty didn't get to keep her platypus, but I don't know what to do about it. Ugh.