"Awwww, way to be a BIG girl, Suzie." Jack said mockingly when she tried to come back and say that she wasn't crying over it. He really could mock her either way she went on it now, given that she'd been silly enough to actually bring it up. But then again, as should have been apparent to her since a long time past, Jack could find a way to really mock her for anything that she did, regardless of what exactly it happened to be. "Maybe someday, when you actually have to take a real American athletics class, you'll learn that the only place where they reward you for falling over and complaining about your injuries is in soccer. In day to day life we sort of expect you to fucking suck it up for things like rocks in your shoes, paper cuts, or not McDonald's screwing up your take out order."
He caught the tissue with a smirk, tsking lightly. "Littering huh? I wouldn't think that such a nature activist as you would be trying to toss her garbage all over the beautiful sweeping woodlands, Suze, but I guess that goes to show you that the world is full of fucking hypocrites, eh? I guess I should be glad that it wasn't a used tampon?" he said, raising a brow as he crumpled it up in his hand. It was a lot easier to not be afraid of diseases when you survived the sort of shit that no being on this world should actually survive. Really put that whole 'ew, germs' thing into perpsective. That and if he managed to get something from Suzy Q, he was pretty sure that he could get rid of it easily enough with the right invention. Shit, dear old fucking dad invented all sorts of strange shit back in the day. He was pretty sure SOMETHING had to remove disease, even if he had to violate the cardinal law to make it.
"Awww, your whole hand aches? How are you going to touch that special spot down below tonight while you fantasize about vanilla missionary style sex with the metrosexual frat boy of your dreams??" Jack couldn't help but have the sarcasm dripping off of his tongue as he blatantly roasted her in a style that would have made a comedian proud. "Physics huh? Something tells me that the laws of physics would say that if I hit you, running past as fast as I was, that your hand, an unmoving object, would have actually hit me back with an equal and opposite force. Ergo, I took as much of a beating as you, except for the fact that, y'know, I'm not throwing bloody tissues at you while I feverishly debate whether or not a papercut will leave a scar and how that will effect my social life."
"Sweet Jesus Suzy, have you signed up for any school plays, because you are the fucking Drama QUEEN."
"HA! That's OUR all-knowing leader, there, Suze. You're in the fucking US of A now, and speaking out against the commander in chief is fucking communism. Unless he's a member of a different party than you happen to be, in which case you're supposed to whine on as many media news outlets as is possible that while you 'respect the office' you essentially think that the president is a giant douchebag that does everything wrong. But! But seeing as how we're not actually on a political news show, you better show some fucking respect you goddamned red tree hugging terrorist!"
"Jesus fuck. What is it with you people lately and accusing me of being a humanist? Do you really think I have nothing better to do with my life than go out of my way to let the fucking apes destroy us all? Wouldn't that be a little counterproductive given that they would probably kill me next, eh?"
Jack had already started to tire of her and walk away when she mentioned the craziness of asking who bet against someone running at this school. Jack raised a brow at her and slowly shook his head as he started to walk away from her. "You might actually be clued in by the lack of red tights or thunderbolts on the side of my head, there, Suzy Q, but I ain't the fucking flash. Here's a protip for ya, neither are the other people here either. Sure, some of them might run a little faster or be a bit stronger, but all in all, most of the grossly super powered freaks are in house Naur, and wouldn't be caught dead in sunlight."