"Ooh, this should be good..." he said as she went to make guessing games about him, striking a pose of intellect, crossing one arm across his stomach, while he leaned the other on it with his elbow and touched the hand to his chin. "Ha, Lazy is such a relative thing. Nice try, fortune teller..." he said back at her first guess. At her second one he laughed. "It's five oclock somewhere, baby."
He chuckled at her last few assertions, nodding. "Yup, yup yup. Guilty as charged. Mom wanted her 'wittle boy' to grow up and pay attention to his full potential, so she, y'know..." he put a first up to his mouth and pantomimed a blowjob by moving his arm back and forth as he poked his tongue into the side of his cheek, "and well, dear old dad forked over the cash, the way he always did. But you know what, fuck them. My real dream is to be a porn star, and God dammit, isn't that what we should really do in life, follow our dreams?"
"Jesus, Suzy, you seriously just saved me about 10 grand in shrink fees, which I can use to fund my first major film: Dirk Dongmaster Does Detroit" he spread his hands as if envisioning the title in the air.
He laughed as he watched the frown go from her face. "You probably don't even know what a porno is right? Daddy wouldn't let his little girl ever get exposed to anything so scandalous. And I'm guessing based off of you thinking everyone drinks at 5 you probably haven't even tasted good booze either. Yeesh. You sure judge a guy a lot before you've tried walkin a mile in his shoes Suzy..." he saied, hopping up on the bench as he sat down on the picknick table and waggled the flask at her teasingly.