Deja vu was pretty much the thing that was floating around in Jack's head at the moment, especially after he opened the door again and she said that she was bringing him a gift. Jack raised an eyebrow as he looked at the whiskey and scratched his chin lightly as he motioned for her to come inside, tucking his hands into the pockets of his jeans as he made his way towards the couch. "You seem to be missing a few things..." Jack muttered as he walked to the couch. After all last time she'd brought him a comic book... a part of him had been hoping that she would have brought one that was a bit less.... horrible this time. Back in the day he'd been a huge X-men fan after all... before those godawful movies had ruined it...
And well, Jack had to face it that the cookies that Kay had baked were not really awful. He supposed though that it was only a pre-sex sort of thing, that now that the magic had gone from their relationship it was just one of those things that she wasn't going to do anymore. Then again, he reminded himself, they didn't really have a relationship to speak of. She wanted a fuck, and he'd given her a fuck, and now she probably wanted another fuck. Really the only problem with that was the fact that she'd been banging Maya on the side. Which... well, he could sort of understand in a way... Maya HAD been fucking hot as hell... he had been really tempted to pound the shit out of her himself... but it had been that evil little bargaining ploy that had scared him off...
Jack hadn't really been paying attention to Kay, or rather the fake Kay as she'd come in the door, and so when she suddenly hopped on his lap and gave him a practical face full of tits, he blinked a little bit as he felt something starting to stir a little in his pants against that well toned ass of hers as she smiled brightly at him. There was something about her innocence that was inherantly alluring, even though she was a sexual creature there was an odd purity to the way that she handled it that was somewhat refreshing. No games, no real teasing or guessing what if. He could just as easily have asked her to turn around and start sliding up and down his cock as he might have asked her to get him a drink of water and she would have been equally likely to have done either. It was strange in a way, but in another way, totally fucking hot.
Of course, then talk of Maya came up again, mainly his fault. And the chipper way that she replied back to him made him give an annoyed sigh that misted against those firm tits of hers as she sat on his lap, shaking his head a little bit, and not in the way that he had envisioned just a second ago where he was buzzing his lips and motorboating her. Gripping her lightly by the waist he slid her off of his lap to the couch beside him, leaning back as he closed his eyes a little at Kay's assessment of Maya. "Really? Either she's playing you, or you and I have a way different interpretation of what cool happens to be. She's got the look, I guess, but really it's her ugly ass personality that makes her into a dog..." Jack said, unabashedly. After all, she wasn't here.
"And believe me, I've partaken of Maya's skills firsthand, I didn't really think they were that impressive...." okay, that was kind of a lie, but fuck it, it's not like Kay knew that. "I mean, for the village bike she wasn't really that good at handling a cock..." Jack said with a shrug, taking the bottle from Kay and unscrewing the cap of it, taking a long slow drink of it. "Not to mention, she snuck into my dorm room to try to suck me off. Can we say DESPERATE? I mean... if you're that hot, why the hell would you want to sneak into someone's room to blow them? Shouldn't you just stick to the people falling around at your feet? Then again, as big of a slut as she is, maybe she already fucking slept with all of them..." Jack shook his head.
"But enough of super skank, I'm guessing you didn't come here just to give me a bottle of booze..." Jack said, hoping that his complaining about Maya would deter her from wanting to try to make things sexual, even though she seemed to have a familiar glint in her eye...