Eyebrows shot up as she came up and made her way between his knees. It seemed as if she hadn't really seemed to get the reocurring theme of what he'd been trying to point out to her all night. Jesus Fucking Christ... she'd mentioned the guy every time she'd started to let her guard down, it didn't really take a fucking genius to know that she would just wind up regretting doing anything but either getting over him or making up with him. Still, she was pretty hot, and Jack wasn't the sort to say no to a blowjob. Especially not someone who had been singing his praises the whole night and actually knew who he was, and had talked about his cock size. Fuck, now she could set the record straight! That much in itself was something...
It was true, she would probably wind up regretting it for the rest of her life... but fucked if life wasn't about compiling a strange list of shit like that so that you could carry it around with you for all time. And honestly, Jack wasn't here to spare anyone's feelings or make life easier, who was he to say no to a drunken blowjob in the woods? Leaning back a little, he gave her a smile up until the point where she suddenly leaned up and kissed him on the cheek, blinking slightly with a single raised eyebrow as he shrugged the whole thing off as if he had known exactly what it was that she was going to do the whole time that she had been here. For a minute there though, he was thinking that he was really going to get lucky.
Fucked if Alden wasn't going to give him a case of permanent blue balls.
Maybe he should go pay Kay another visit sometime soon...
Of course, she couldn't leave without getting that parting shot off at him. "Don't pretend like you won't be polishing the perl to it later, Pinky! Just remember, you're probably going to need all 4 fingers to get a realistic sensation of how it'd be in person!" Jack called out shaking his head a little as he leaned back on the rock he was on, reflecting.
Holy shit, he'd probably managed to get a couple back together. Maybe he was really Cupid's son instead of Heph's, with how awesome he was at this whole relationship thing. It almost... sort of felt kind of good to do... kind of. Sighing, he finally pushed himself back up, and blinked as he looked down. Well, fuck, at least she'd left the booze...