Jack paused, listening to her story, raising his eyebrows at the depths of it. Mother fuck, and he'd just expected some whiny teen angst story about how some guy hadn't called her back that she'd really super de duper liked or something like that. He supposed that in a twisted way it was... kind of like that. Kind of. But not exactly the same, now that he thought on it, no. Pausing for a moment after she had finished, he took the bottle from her and took a drink from it himself, shaking his head a little as he raised an eyebrow at her. "Psssst. Shit. You're better off, trust me. You don't want to get in with any of that creepy weird vampire shit anyway. They can't control themselves when the blood lust hits 'em, or so they say. Haven't you ever read one of those stories in the news about the vampires that get put down after going batshit crazy and going on a feeding frenzy?"
Jack raised an eyebrow at her. "Sounds to me like he just came up with some lame excuse to blame it on, but he was trying to save you from that shit. I mean, fuck... it'd be like dating an insane guy..." Jack said, taking a drink. "Let's say he's normal for like 3 years, and then one day goes fucking crazy, fucks your best friend and drains her of her blood at the same time because he went all vampire crazy n shit. Pretty sure it happens to 'em, pretty sure they can't control it either..." Jack said. "Sounds to me like he probably just didn't want you to get invested for 3 years before some crazy shit like that happened to him. Fuck, for all you know he might have just gone crazy and fucking fed'n'fucked that girl he said was 'stabbed', and been too scared to tell you."
"Seriously though, that whole vampire/dhampir shit? Fuuuuuucked up. I do some crazy shit, but I wouldn't want to be within 100 miles of one of those crazy mother fuckers when they were all blood lusty or whatever. Good way to end up dead. Don't worry though, Pinky, I'm sure you're better off without McEmoPants anyway."
"Anyway, I guess social commentary aside, this makes it might turn, and I'm not letting you get in a truth after that fucked up question you asked me before, so fuck it. Dare. Lay on your worst."