"I really think that you underestimate how fucking evil the Bieber-dom is." Jack said flatly. "I don't even listen to tweeny stuff and yet somehow it has infected youtube like a disease. Were that I could trade my knowledge for your sweet blissful ignorance of such an abomination, I would so very very gladly do so..." Jack muttered as he took a swig of the tequila. Of course, he nearly sputtered it out as she mentioned a T-800. The first instinct of course was to correct her, to say that she had meant T-1000, but when she brought up the governator's name, Jack paused, and realized that she was right, that technically he was an 800 model. God damned it was fucking geeky that he knew that, and pretty fucking hawt that she did off the top of her head. "Oh yeah, that was from that uh, new salvation movie..." Jack said, trying to hide his nerdiness a bit. Nothing really turned a girl off more than an uber nerd... ironically even if THEY happened to be a nerd. Jack had always wondered why that was.
"Don't fucking ask about Suzy... longer story than I want to get into right now, Pinky..." he muttered as he shook his head and took another swig of his drink. The last thing he really wanted to do was go into some sort of weird thing where he was that guy who always talked about the girl that he couldn't get over with other girls. Fuuuuck Suzy. If she didn't want all up on his junk then she could just go piss off and be mopey forever. She wanted to try to figure out some sort of great meaning to who he was, but there was no meaning here. He was Jack mother fucking daniels, and that was it. The end. Average guy, nothing special about him in the slightest... so fuck her for trying to make him something more and DOUBLE fuck her for not fucking coming to see him after weird library shit.
He watched the way her long legs lead up to the water and blinked a little, then closed his eyes as he tried to send his mind to a happier place, only to open his eyes again as Raina finally decided to finish processing what it was that he had said. Her reaction caused him to snort a little, especially because she seemed a little timid on the whole sex thing. "What I meant by a girl like you is a hottie that I'd love to have choking on my cock..." Jack said rather bluntly, watching the color rise into her face with a smirk. "Haha, I'm guessing you probably don't get that one a lot. I hate to tell you this, sweetheart, but there's probably a ton of guys that think it but just don't have the cajones that I do to actually say it. But fuck, I don't give a shit, so there you go. Cheers!" he said holding up the bottle before taking another swig.
Jack roared with laughter as Raina tried to get herself to work up to use the word fuck. For some reason that was hilarious to him. After all, what sort of sheltered life did she lead that she didn't fucking know how to curse right, and seemed as if the very heavens themselves would strike her down for uttering a word like that. "Jesus fucking christ, Pinky, are you a mormon or something. I believe the word you're looking for was FUCK!" Jack shouted it loud enough that it echoed across the lake a little bit. "See, fucking easy as goddamned fucking pie. Now you try..." he said, gesturing to the lake as if he were trying to get her to repeat his swearing performance, raising his eyebrows at her.
"Anyway, Fuuuuhuuuuck yes a genie came into my room to try to fuck me. Why the fuck wouldn't she, I'm Jack Fuckin Daniels after all, the goddamned coolest kid in school. Really, it's kind of a surprise that it doesn't happen more often, but I suppose that's just because they're a little bit intimidated of the legend..." Jack said with a proud smirk. Of course he was leaving out the part where he'd turned down the genie, or the fact that Maya fucking creeped him out in a way... a good way, or a bad... bad...sexy way. He wasn't really sure. But whether it was one or the other, he didn't want anything to do with that... except of course when he really REALLY did, but thankfully Maya hadn't caught him any of those times.