"I bet you drunk is fucking hilarious. Just please tell me you don't try to hump inanimate objects? I had a friend in high school who used to do that...lets just say seeing her humping her life sized teddy bear? Not something I ever want to relive." He snickered, pulling her towards the door.
"Where is the nearest liquor store? I can drop off my things and then we can go to your place. Or mine. I live in campus though...dunno if you do."